Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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