HIV tests are more positive than that guy
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize
