Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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