I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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