if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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