I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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