its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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