So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
