It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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