but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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