Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
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