People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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