2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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