Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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