office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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