He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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