I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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