This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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