Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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