Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
if only i could text you this smell
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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