Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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