no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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