The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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