So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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