Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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