He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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