This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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