I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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