at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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