My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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