if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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