So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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