All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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