I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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