Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Randomize
