I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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