i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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