I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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