His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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