I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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