he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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