Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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