the new term for farting is butt boxing.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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