I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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