do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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