I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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