We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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