yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Randomize
