Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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