Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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